15 differences between the Carpenter and Me

1.
He's a nighty owl.

I'm an early bird.

2.

He only eats cold shrimp.

I eat shrimp.

3.

He watches Fox News.

I watch Bravo (OC, NJ, Bev Hills girls). ...

4.

He loves Miracle Whip.

I have banned Miracle Whip.

5.

He reads directions.

I don't.

6.

He builds.

I dream.

7.

He prefers meat.

I prefer vegies.

8.

 He loves country.

I love FUN.

9.

He has to watch what he eats.

I eat whatever I want, and he watches me eat.

10.

He reads scripture on his phone.

I prefer paper.

11.

He's laid back.

I'm intense.

12.

He's messy.

I'm neaty.

13.

He's political.

Me.. politics..yawn.

14.

He calls spinach "sod"

I was in love with Popeye.

15.

He fishes.

I read while he fishes.

~ the Artist